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1. Reboot, reinstall, replace.
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1. Reboot, reinstall, replace.
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2. Rebooting is a band aid. Figure out why you had to.
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2. Rebooting is a band aid. Figure out why you had to.
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3. It's always DNS
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3. It's always DNS.
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4. When it’s not DNS, it’s MTU.
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4. When it’s not DNS, it’s MTU.
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5. When it’s not MTU, it’s BGP.
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5. When it’s not MTU, it’s BGP.
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6. When it’s not BGP, it’s LACP.
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6. When it’s not BGP, it’s LACP.
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7. Under-promise, over-deliver
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7. Under-promise, over-deliver.
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8. Plan for the worst, hope for the best.
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8. Plan for the worst, hope for the best.
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9. Always implement two-factor-authentication, no matter how loudly the users complain.
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9. Always implement two-factor-authentication, no matter how loudly the users complain.
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10. Have the user show you the problem, often it is the user doing something in an unusual way.
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10. Have the user show you the problem, often it is the user doing something in an unusual way.
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11. Fast. Cheap. Good. You may pick one, two if you're lucky.
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11. Fast. Cheap. Good. You may pick one, two if you're lucky.
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12. Never stop learning.
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12. Never stop learning.
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13. The Six Ps: Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
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13. The Six Ps: Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
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14. It's always an emergency, until it incurs an extra charge
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14. It's always an emergency, until it incurs an extra charge.
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15. Everyone has a test environment, not everyone is lucky enough to have a separate production environment.
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15. Everyone has a test environment, not everyone is lucky enough to have a separate production environment.
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16. If anyone can't find the documentation it's not documented, if it's not documented it doesn't exist.
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16. If anyone can't find the documentation it's not documented, if it's not documented it doesn't exist.
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17. If you think it's going to be a disaster, get it in writing and CYA
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17. If you think it's going to be a disaster, get it in writing and CYA.
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18. Poor planning on a users part, does not constitute an emergency on yours
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18. Poor planning on a users part, does not constitute an emergency on yours.
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19. Fridays are read-only (aka - no changes on a Friday)
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19. Fridays are read-only. (aka - no changes on a Friday)
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20. A backup isn't a backup until you've restored successfully from it.
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20. A backup isn't a backup until you've restored successfully from it.
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21. Snapshots are not backups
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21. Snapshots are not backups.
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22. If a backup isn't off-site, it isn't a backup.
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22. If a backup isn't off-site, it isn't a backup.
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23. If it isn't in a ticket, it's not getting done.
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23. If it isn't in a ticket, it's not getting done.
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24. Treat all users the same, regardless of their last name.
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24. Treat all users the same, regardless of their last name.
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25. It's never a "5 minute thing".
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25. It's never a "5 minute thing".
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26. Security and ease of use.. rarely walk hand in hand.
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26. Security and ease of use.. rarely walk hand in hand.
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27. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
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27. *"Not my circus, not my monkeys."*
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28. Everybody lies.
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28. Everybody lies.
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29. Never ask a user a question that you can easily confirm yourself.
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29. Never ask a user a question that you can easily confirm yourself.
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30. The fastest path to resolution first requires removing the user from the problem. (aka isolate layer 8)
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30. The fastest path to resolution first requires removing the user from the problem. (aka isolate layer 8)
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